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March 13th, 2010

Last Year's Bitter Loving

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Title: Last Year's Bitter Loving
b>Pairing(s):</b> Rodolphus/Rosmerta; Rodolphus/Bellatrix
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,184
Warnings/Content: A lot of humiliation and mental abuse.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older. All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
Author's Notes: The title is from Edna St. Vincent Millay's Sonnet II. Written for the 2010 [info]wizard_love, here


Many thanks to my most wonderful beta, [info]luvscharlie.

Last Year's Bitter Loving

March 2nd, 2010

Three of Hearts

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Title: Three of Hearts
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,538
Warnings: Infidelity, of sorts.
Summary: James/Lily, Sirius/Lily, maybe Sirius/James; it was all in fun, a night with too much liquor where the forbidden happens – and could have long lasting consequences.
Disclaimers: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J. K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
A/N: Many thanks to Shannon and Sab for the beta.

Three of Hearts

February 9th, 2010

No Buts

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Title: No Buts
Pairing(s): Charlie Weasley/Draco Malfoy; Charlie Weasley/Oliver Wood
Word Count: 2,025
Rating: NC-17
Summary: True love should come without any buts.
Warnings: Infidelity
A/N: For a friend who understands all about the "buts" of love. And for my beta, Minnow, who's wonderful. Written for the [info]charlieficathon, here

No Buts

February 4th, 2010

The First

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Title: The First
Pairing: Draco/?; Draco/Astoria
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): UST, infidelity
Word Count: 1,130
Summary: We never forget the first, be it good or bad.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognizable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work.
Prompt: "You know, [INSERT NAME], I just broke up with someone, and considering you just showed up and you're insanely good-looking and probably won't remember me anyway... I'm thinking we should have sex... If you want." [The Holiday] at [info]hp_emofest, here
Author's Notes: You can insert the name of your favorite – or least favorite – character in the question mark slot above.

Many thanks to my beta Minnow for a super job.

The First

January 17th, 2010

Sirius Black and the Visitors

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Title: Sirius Black and the Visitors
Characters/Pairings: Sirius/Kingsley/Minerva/Charlie/Bill/Hestia. And Moody, maybe.
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral sex, rimming, bisexuality, masturbation, voyeurism, slutty!Sirius for [info]daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas, here
Other Warnings: Shameless PWP.
Word Count: 2,142
Summary/Description: Sirius is antsy and the Order is afraid he might do something stupid.
Author's Notes: The title is a crude parody of Mario Vargas Llosa's brilliant book "Pantaleon y las Visitadoras." Even if Vargas Llosa stooped so low as to read this fic, I'm sure he wouldn't take exception – the idea is roughly the same.

And many thanks to my wonderful beta, Minnow, who rose to the occasion.

Sirius Black and the Visitors

January 16th, 2010

Joy

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Title: Joy
Rating: R
Prompt: All three, in a way.
Summary: Two Christmases, two men; a tale of the traditions that make Christmas memorable.
Word Count: 2,761
A/N: Many, many thanks and a very Merry Christmas to my beta, Minnow. Written for the 2009 [info]rs_small_gifts, here.

Joy

January 13th, 2010

In the Eye of the Beholder

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Title: In the Eye of the Beholder
Characters/Pairings: Gilderoy Lockhart/Albus Dumbledore, implied Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Oral Sex/Oral Fetish; Role Playing for [info]daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas, here
Other Warnings: Erm...not sure if the ending qualifies as dubious con.
Word Count: 1,224
Summary/Description: It's all in the eye of the beholder. Beauty and gold locks alike.
Author's Notes: A zillion thanks to my amazing beta, Sab.

In the Eye of the Beholder

January 12th, 2010

Ther Perfect Gift

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Title: The Perfect Gift
Rating: R-ish
Pairing(s): Sirius/Remus; Albus/Scorpius
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. All characters engaging in sexual activity are 16 years or older.
Summary: Sirius and Remus want to give Harry the perfect Christmas gift. Unfortunately, they have different opinions about what the perfect gift should be.
Warnings: None
Word Count: 2,332
Author's Notes: A huge thank you to my beta, the wonderful Minnow. Written for the [info]yule_balls, here

The Perfect Gift

December 30th, 2009

Blood is Thicker

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Title: Blood is Thicker
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 2,320
Summary: Sirius and Regulus, brothers and best friends, enjoying the best childhood they could in Grimmauld Place. Until they go to Hogwarts.
Notes: A million thank-yous to my beta, Minnow.

Written for a fest, but sadly never posted there. Dedicated to my evil Black twin, [info]red_squared, whose maturity level is just like mine. Luvs you, darling!

Blood is Thicker

December 7th, 2009

The Brightest Star

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Title: The Brightest Star
Character: Sirius
Summary: Sirius was the brightest star, destined for great things.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~3,790
Warnings: None
Spoilers (Highlight to read): Canon character death
A/N Written for the [info]hp_darkfest's prompt Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising. (Cyril Connolly),
here

My beta, Minnow, is a shining star.

The Brightest Star

November 16th, 2009

A Pale Horse

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Title: A Pale Horse
Rating: R
Warnings: Infidelity, mature – and very sad - subject
Genre(s): Angst
Word Count: 5,786
Summary: All it takes is one time. One single time, which you may hardly even remember, but which will nonetheless change your life forever.
Prompt: Life/Strength (Color Red) for the 2009 [info]rs_games, here
A/N: Non-magical AU. Title and quotation taken from Randy Shilts's And the Band Played On.

And a million thanks to my beta, Minnow.

A Pale Horse

November 1st, 2009

The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest

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Title: The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Molly, Bill/Fleur, Charlie/Viktor, Percy/Audrey, George/Angelina, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and Teddy/Victoire
Rating: R
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Edible Aphrodisiacs at [info]daily_deviant, here
Other Warnings: Use and abuse of pie.
Word Count: 2,634
Summary/Descriptions: Which of the Mrs Weasleys makes the best meat pie?
Author's Notes: For everyone whose pies are not "as good as my mother's."

Thank you muchly to Sab and Minnow for betaing.

The Mrs Weasleys' Great Meat Pie Contest

September 8th, 2009

Green

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Title: Green
Pairing: James/Lily, Sirius/James?
Rating: R
Word Count: ~1,300
Warnings: Infidelity, maybe.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: The green-eyed monster raises its ugly head, and makes Lily imagine things. Or is it only imagination?
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, Minnow.

Written for the 2009 [info]hp_summersmut, here and here

Green

August 9th, 2009

The Cat and the Lizard

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Title: The Cat and the Lizard
Rating R
Featured Character or Pairing(s): Kingsley/Charlie
Summary: Charlie has moved back to Britain to help with the war effort, and is working at a pub in Brighton. Kingsley comes to stay with him after being attacked by Death Eaters.
Word Count: 4,207
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, Minnow.

Written for the [info]weasley_fest, here

The Cat and the Lizard

July 12th, 2009

Like Poison

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Title: Like Poison
Pairing/s: Sirius/Remus, Remus/Tonks
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): AU, infidelity
Length: 1,655
Summary: His kisses are like poison: I know they will be the end of me, that they will kill me slowly and painfully.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work.
Author's Notes: This is AU – I could write the same story in the afterlife, since everyone involved here died; so, if you really hate AUs, you can imagine they are all dead and happy about it, living in the Great Beyond.

Written for [info]hp_emofest, here

Many thanks to my beta, Minnow.

Like Poison

July 8th, 2009

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Title: Make Our Garden Grow
Characters: Percy/Penelope
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): Dark at times, with bits of nastiness by Death Eaters.
Length: 3,758
Summary: To make a garden grow together is a work of love. To reconstruct a life is even more so.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe – all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work. The title, Make Our Garden Grow, is from Leonard Bernstein's Candide.
Author's Notes: The timing is a bit off – this should be at most late May/early June, but the story starts right after Percy finished school, as he's starting to work for Barty Crouch Sr., which is supposedly July timeframe. So I guess this is slightly AU. And, of course, this ignores the Epilogue and/or Audrey's existence.

My beta Minnow makes my garden grow.

Written for the [info]percy_ficathon, here

Make Our Garden Grow

July 5th, 2009

The Little Mermaid

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Title: The Little Mermaid
Rating: R
Pairing: Cedric/His Hand/The Mermaid (sort of)
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: Cedric has his first bath in the prefects' bathroom, and it's an experience he's not likely to forget.
Warnings: Underage boy wanking and a very loose interpretation of the kink.
Word Count: 1,334
Author's Notes: Many thanks to Minnow for betaing, and for Ceria for letting me use an old, half-forgotten joint idea of ours. Written for the kink Coitus a unda aka undinism: sex in/under water at [info]daily_deviant, here

The Little Mermaid

May 22nd, 2009

Freshwater Plimpy Soup

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Title: Freshwater Plimpy Soup
Rating: PG
Word-count: ~2,150
Warnings: None
Summary: In the aftermath of the war, Luna reconstructs her family's life, with a little help from her friends.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, Minnow, who magically transformed a puny, sad fic into something readable – and all that without a wand.

Written for the 2009 [info]springtime_gen, here

Freshwater Plimpy Soup

May 17th, 2009

Persuasion

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Title: Persuasion
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Barty Crouch Jr./Rabastan Lestrange
Word Count: ~3,300
Warnings: Dark, with torture. There are wee kisses between young boys, but nothing explicit until they are eighteen and older.
Summary: Barty Sr. had high expectations for his only son, a boy with extraordinary intellect and high morals: a career in the Ministry, a happy marriage to a nice witch, a few children with the same rectitude and intelligence. Fate had other plans.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to my beta, Minnow. Written for the 2009 [info]hp_beholder, here

Persuasion

May 6th, 2009

Viktor/Viktoria

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Title: Viktor/Viktoria
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Charlie/Viktor
Kink Chosen: Andromimetophilia: arousal by females who impersonate males
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: After a fiasco in the Quidditch World Cup, Viktor decides to leave the wizarding world and try his luck with another job. Until he meets someone from the past.
Warnings: Hints at prostitution in general, some cross-dressing.
Word Count: 2,600
Author's Notes: Shamelessly based on the movie by the same name – or almost. Strangers in Paradise is from Kismet. Written for the April [info]daily_deviant, here

Many thanks to my beta, [info]iamisaac.

Viktor/Viktoria
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